How It Started

A good story always starts with a beer….

 

While frequenting our usual bar for our weekly quiz night, a group of six self-proclaimed good cunts were chatting. One good cunt, who had worked FIFO for some years, was recounting that everyone in passing could be described as a cunt. Absolutely everyone… even the Pope.

 

They had however refined the cunt list down to five: Good Cunts, Shit Cunts, Lazy Cunts, Fat Cunts and Dog Cunts.

 

This of course prompted a debate. What about useless cunts? What about loose cunts?

And here we have the idea - we could write a book about all the different types of cunts.

 

Everyone’s A Cunt.

 

We started frantically scribbling a list on the back of a napkin. Once we started, the types of cunts just kept coming. We would look up from the table and see someone with purple hair and stretched earlobes…and here we have a weird cunt. You’re on the list.

 

Once we had exhausted the list, we decided we needed to meet when sober to carry on.

We called them cunt meetings - creative strategy sessions. Each type of cunt became its own profile. Each profile included a description, a list of common careers, a symbolic spirit animal, and of course; strategies on how to deal with these cunts.

 

Turns out there is more to finishing a book than just an idea. We spent endless hours writing, sketching and editing. As with all group projects, not everyone made it to the end. We lost one good cunt along the way.

 

Technically, that leaves just five of us. But let’s be honest - six good cunts just sounds better.

 

The end product… our masterpiece! It’s not politically correct. It’s not particularly respectful. But it is honest. And if honesty offends you, congratulations - you’re probably in the book.

 

Enjoy.

 

Six Good Cunts.